The Great Outdoors

I recently went to my first Polo match in Greenwich, CT. I had a great time, I got to learn about a completely new sport that I knew very little about. Seriously it was very nice, very chic,  all so sophisticated until of course I had to go find the bathroom...or rather in this case, a porter potty. They tried to make it as respectable as possible, but really you can't ever really hide the obvious fact that a porter potty is a porter potty and will always be a porter potty.

But this isn't about my experience at the Polo match porter potties, but rather about much more unfortunate mishap with a row of porter potties and hot air balloon air show. A friend of my friend's friend who is quickly becoming a new friend sent me an email about this mishap after he learned about my fascination with bathrooms.

The email was titled:  Air show Disaster, Aircraft crashes into four buildings (hehe)

Apparently, the pilot  lost control of his aircraft. OMG, imagine the horror of the people inside the buildings (the potter potties)....as if using a potter potty isn't humiliating enough.

My heart goes out to the people in the porter potties.

Life, Liberty, & the Pursuit of Decent Toilets

This is it...I'm creating a Public Bathroom Bill of Rights

1. There should always be a healthy supply of Toilet paper
2. Ample provision of purse hooks and shelves for oversized purses or shopping bags
3. Treat the public bathroom as if it were you own (I hope you clean & keep a neat bathroom at home)

To be continued...

Kiss & Fly, NYC: To Pee or Not to Pee (with the door open)?

I love New York, but sometimes, I wonder how much I really missed it when I was in LA...

We ventured out down to the Meat Packing District last night and as usual, ended up a couple of places...At any given point we all eventually have to make a trip to the WC and wait in line (if we are not at home), it is just simply a part of the game. These trips are especially harrowing on any given Saturday night that you find yourself at a packed club, and you have to wait in the torturous lines for the ladies bathroom (the men's lines tend to move a tad bit faster, so men don't usually have to deal with the same agony).

Last night the ladies bathroom line at Kiss & Fly was actually moving at a decent pace, which was of course GREAT, but which makes what happened even more perplexing.

Out of nowhere this woman (or as my good friend Adam would say: this silly slut) decided to pee in front of everyone in line on a perfectly working toilet that wasn't really being used by anyone else because it also happened to be fully exposed to the sink area from one angle and on the other angle was fully exposed to the open door that was facing the rest of the club...OMG, Ahhhh! The funniest and saddest thing is that this woman actually thought her little peeing number was cute...or maybe this is the way she picks up guys at the club...I have no idea, are guys really attracted to girls peeing in public, is this really the deal-maker?

(Sorry there are no associated pictures...pictures would mean that I was condoning her behavior...hehehe, which, as a Lady, I can't)

Kisses!